Why won't a whale eat me?

In this episode, Matt makes fun of the "Sexiest Man Alive" for having a stupid looking thumb (what a loser), why he has yet to receive an invitation to the Bop House and why hair color can instantly change how attractive someone is (hello Sabrina Carpenter).

Chapters

• 0:00 Introduction
• 1:53 Lost my heat
• 3:38 Delta plane crash
• 6:14 Elon Musk's new child
• 10:21 Donald Trump vs Ukraine
• 13:04 Michael B Jordan's Thumb
• 16:07 My algorithm sucks
• 20:33 Ad Read
• 22:25 Man swallowed by whale
• 24:31 Lady gives birth on the subway
• 26:46 Kid has been missing for 5 years
• 30:35 The Bop House
• 33:10 Sorority girls
• 39:15 The gay Russian bath house
• 42:22 Bonnie Blue is pregnant
• 46:01 Sabrina Carpenter has black hair
• 48:05 Don't post your man