In this episode, Matt talks about his takedown of evil cat killing cousins, why going to college has become an activity for stupid people and why Katy Perry needs to stop getting into fights with disabled veterans. 

In this episode, Matt talks about his new vegan arch nemesis, why recruiting homeless people for a foreign coup is probably not a good idea, and how his childhood dancing partner became an internet meme. 

In this episode, Matt talks about the joys of pooping with the door open on Bourbon Street, why having a lemon shaped dingaling may be a key for financial success, and why women love to be asked if you can meet them.

In this episode, Matt talks about why the Secretary of Transportation needs a new throat, how Canada trained a lethal team of highly trained ostrich killers, and why a Lamborghini Huracan is a necessary business expense for your paving company....

In this episode, Matt tries on his new government mandated burqa, gives grandfatherly advice to young adults in need, and responds to allegations that he's an "alpha male with value."