In this episode, Matt talks about surviving the hellish heat wave, what to do if you fall into an active volcano and how he plans on personally creating peace in the Middle East.

In this episode, Matt talks about bumblebee mind control, why he's finally ready to ditch Verizon for Trump Mobile and why grown men buying Labubu's should be treated like child predators. 

In this episode, Matt talks about his moldy diseased air conditioner, why the sanctity of porn is being destroyed by an ambitious blonde lady and why eating microplastics might make you better in bed. 

In this episode, Matt talks about the loss of an American hero, his evil plan to take over the world via bees and the time he convinced a middle schooler that he was getting some action on a park bench.

In this episode, Matt talks about confronting his future ex-wife at an open mic, why you should be spending at least 10 million dollars on your high school prom, and why you should never let a Turkish doctor touch more than your hair.