The Breast Meat Equilibrium

In this episode, Matt talks about the stress and strain of playing 11 women at once, why doing poppers on a date is kind of gay and why you should never go to a poorly organized party in eastern Europe.

Chapters

• 0:00 Engagement Party
• 6:57 How to say no to someone
• 9:02 Harry Sisson is a playaaaa
• 15:14 Nice men weird me out
• 19:23 Canada taking away PornHub?
• 23:23 NASA Astronauts rescued
• 26:37 You can put a carrot up your butt
• 28:14 FDA cracks down on poppers
• 33:05 American lady steals wombat
• 37:52 Macedonia nightclub fire
• 40:20 Ad read
• 42:32 Breast reduction is OK
• 49:04 Scared of flying cars
• 51:40 NYC apartment hunting isn't hard
• 54:05 Sending too many Hinge likes