Frankie Dragotto is THE SCHMEAR

In this episode, Matt and Frankie Dragotto talk about how they escaped the Cutco knife pyramid scheme, how bad ChatGPT is at coming up with good molestation jokes and how they plan on hunting down and destroying all of their haters. Also Matt would like to apologize for ruining the audio on this episode, he probably wont (will) do it again. 

Chapters

• 0:00 Introduction
• 1:51 The LIRR Pyramid Scheme
• 11:58 The fat naked gym guy
• 14:07 Escape from the Catholic church
• 20:28 Stealing from hotels
• 22:14 AI tries to write us jokes
• 30:44 Submarines kill people
• 37:08 Crazy things we've seen in NYC
• 44:20 Talking to fans
• 51:02 Rude microcelebrities
• 57:23 Angry New York Dads
• 1:01:16 The Open Mic
• 1:04:50 Pissing techniques
• 1:07:47 Church confession
• 1:10:39 Being treated differently
• 1:13:07 Shooting the shit