World's Best Turtle Breeder

In this episode, Matt talks about how sad he is that Katy Perry didn't get stuck in space, why breeding exotic pets may be his backup career and why Paul McCartney is dead and no one seems to care. 

Chapters

• 0:00 How to trick the internet companies
• 5:36 Use your AC in the winter
• 9:49 Smelly refrigerator
• 11:10 Why didn’t the Blue Origin rocket explode
• 13:24 Why didn’t Coachella explode
• 17:51 The subway pitbull
• 21:45 Police need more magnifying glasses
• 28:10 Exotic cat smuggling
• 34:03 Ant smuggling
• 38:05 Braves sideline reporter has game?
• 42:56 Time to buy gold
• 44:52 Time to get a mediocre cheesesteak
• 47:51 What happened to fun conspiracy theories?
• 51:39 GRRM is cooked
• 57:12 Pop Smoke needs to chill
• 1:01:36 I need a second date NOW