I can be your Pope, baby

In this episode, Matt talks about how Asian people in New York don't know how to clean crawfish, how disgusting and geriatric he has become at the ripe old age of 27, and why hot girls need to stop traveling and get a real job so that ugly guys can see the world too. 

Chapters

• 0:00 Introduction
• 3:05 Dirty crawfish
• 9:11 The Mets are amazing
• 17:29 RIP Papa Francisco
• 29:34 I am an old man
• 31:38 What to do with old shoes
• 34:55 Cardboard gold
• 43:04 Rabbits VS Planes
• 44:17 Time for a vacation
• 48:04 Put your tatas away on vacation
• 51:34 What is a one night stand?