The Cookie Diddler

In this episode, Matt talks about how many dogs he injures on his daily walk around his neighborhood, why 100 men can in fact beat 1 gorilla if they arouse it enough, and why you need to touch cookies in their No No Square to know if they're worth eating.

Chapters

• 0:00 Birthday Presents
• 3:00 Neighbors house burglarized
• 6:12 Stepped on dogs foot
• 8:41 Broadway Plays
• 18:33 Man falls out of stands at baseball game
• 25:05 Can 100 humans beat 1 gorilla
• 32:46 What are the Pyramids?
• 33:57 Life in an Earthscraper
• 37:45 Sperm race
• 42:31 Men love young girls
• 49:51 David's Cookies