The Man With No Rizz

In this episode, Matt talks about shitting your pants and lighting yourself on fire at an open mic, why fat people shouldn't be allowed to lose weight and why swiping on Tinder a thousand times a day while looking like Shrek is probably not a good idea.

Chapters

• 0:00 Introduction
• 2:51 Forced house labor
• 7:18 Citi bank is on the hit list
• 11:17 Open mic stories
• 19:55 My dirty gym
• 21:11 Newark airport risking it all
• 24:39 200 pound people shouldn't do pilates
• 28:55 New Orleans inmates escape
• 32:23 Boss orders employees to bone each other
• 41:34 Australian woman lights her friend on fire
• 45:10 Guy swipes on 2 million people
• 55:45 Double dates?
• 57:30 The Spotify Daylist
• 1:00:00 What's your favorite movie?