Urinals Fear Me

In this episode, Matt talks about confronting his future ex-wife at an open mic, why you should be spending at least 10 million dollars on your high school prom, and why you should never let a Turkish doctor touch more than your hair. 

Chapters

• 0:00 Married in a year in the suburbs
• 3:43 Memorial Day
• 5:16 My open mic nemesis
• 12:35 Prom is 100k?
• 18:14 New urinal drop?
• 22:57 Mom has her heart stolen
• 26:00 Raw sewage explosion
• 33:50 Trump pardons the Chrisleys
• 38:57 Crypto bro torture