I dare you to catcall me

In this episode, Matt describes the joy of watching crabs slowly meet their end, talks about his amazing contributions to the African Chocolate Society and makes up an entire story about why gay marriage is on the chopping block.

Chapters

• 0:00 Haircut Haircut
• 7:12 Crabbing Time
• 13:14 The African chocolate scam
• 16:25 Mobile bidet
• 21:57 UK cops want to be catcalled
• 26:18 People love the NFL so much
• 29:06 Ohtani is up to no good
• 33:48 Japanese boxers die
• 37:21 Cuomo VS Mamdani
• 42:45 DC danger
• 49:47 Is it gay to get married?
• 57:26 The two types of guys