The Lipari Safari

In this episode, Matt talks about his growing army of Tanzanian children, how Benson Boone is secretly pulling the strings of Americas favorite cookie chain, and why 600 thousand Chinese students should be forced to go to Southern New Hampshire University.

Chapters

• 0:00 Tanzanian schemers
• 4:10 Kids love screaming on planes
• 13:48 The Kingkiller Chronicles
• 18:08 Safari time
• 43:45 America is a third world country
• 49:34 Hunting in the bush
• 58:06 Demon rabbits
• 1:00:29 Flesh eating bacteria
• 1:03:51 Congrats to Mr. and Mrs. Kelce
• 1:07:33 Cracker Barrel new logo
• 1:11:07 Crumbl cookies play for the other team
• 1:13:45 Benson Boone and google maps?
• 1:16:30 Hello Chinese students