I Hate Everyone

In this episode, Matt talks about the (exaggerated) horrors of dating in New York City, why being a professional athlete and dating 7 women at once is a gentlemanly thing to do, and why the MAGA dentist may need to find new ways to torture liberal children.

Chapters

• 0:00 I'm going to be single forever
• 5:30 Romanian deadlifts
• 6:36 Couple dies in hot tub
• 7:53 Taylor Swift is flopping
• 12:18 The Dodgers are scoring on and off the field
• 15:25 I escaped cruise disaster
• 18:08 Will AI END art?
• 21:19 Riyadh comedy festival
• 25:39 People are cancelling Netflix
• 27:55 The MAGA Dentist
• 31:22 Trump sounds like my grandma
• 34:25 Why are we having a tragedy-off
• 37:58 Am I the asshole?