Free Machetes for Everyone!

In this episode, Matt talks about his takedown of evil cat killing cousins, why going to college has become an activity for stupid people and why Katy Perry needs to stop getting into fights with disabled veterans. 

Chapters

• 0:00 Introduction
• 2:09 RIP to an og
• 4:11 Why do I keep having nightmares?
• 8:21 Who gets the middle seat?
• 11:15 NYC Casinos
• 16:23 Machetes for the homeless
• 20:00 This stupid a** essay
• 26:34 Southern colleges are a whole new world
• 31:27 Boy Throb
• 34:30 Hiking disaster
• 39:00 The zipper is here
• 42:23 Everyone hates Katy Perry
• 45:42 Women hate me